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My favorite client just brought in a new team member who thinks he's god's gift to web development and design. Every week he gives me a long list of things he thinks are wrong with the website.

Now he's cloning pages of the site and adding hideously distorted images and excel screenshots of information matrices formatted the way he wants them. And he wants them published as he has made them because his ideas are obviously the best ones! (guess who he voted for)

He also claims that nobody can figure out how to purchase anything on the site, including him! Even after I've made it so you'd have to be frickin' Helen Keller not to be able to stumble over a BIG FAT BUY NOW BUTTON literally everywhere you look because this site is for geriatric senile MORONS who can't click their way out of a paper bag!!!

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  • 6
    I take it he's not your favorite client anymore
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    Still my favorite client as far as the project and subject matter and other people on the team. Just not THIS guy. At first I thought I could work with him but he's just so manic about everything and delusional about his own capabilities. It's like "Dude, you're not a web designer. Tell me your goals, get out of the way, and I'll make it happen."
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    Over zealous people just tick me off. 🙄
  • 2
    Wait, wait, wait, wait... So Excel screenshots is bad UX? Oh fuck, I gotta go reverse some commits.
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