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CODING CODING CODING HAHAHA I LOVE PROGRAMMING BEING A LITTLE CODE SLUT. I LOVE SILICON VALLEY IM SUCH A QUIRKED UP LITTLE CODE SHAWTY LOOKING FOR SOME ALGOASS 🍆💦😩.

“Slams fists on keyboard”

I LOVE BEING A CUTE SCREEN TWINK, IMPRESSING PAPI CEO WITH MY FINGER COMBINATIONS. I LOVE PLEASING EXECUDADDY. 🍑😏🫦

“Takes keyboard in hand and slams it against desk until keyboard keys explode everywhere”

I LOVE WATCHING THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND CORPORATE AMERICA FUCK MY ASS IN RETURN FOR PERSONAL PROFITS. 🤑☔️

*digs fingernails into the wall and claws off paint and then snorts it”
*pees and shits pants*
*cries in corner with extra agony*

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    CODING CODING CODING HAHAHA I LOVE PROGRAMMING BEING A LITTLE CODE SLUT. I LOVE SILICON VALLEY IM SUCH A QUIRKED UP LITTLE CODE SHAWTY LOOKING FOR SOME ALGOASS 🍆💦😩.

    “Slams fists on keyboard”

    I LOVE BEING A CUTE SCREEN TWINK, IMPRESSING PAPI CEO WITH MY FINGER COMBINATIONS. I LOVE PLEASING EXECUDADDY. 🍑😏🫦

    “Takes keyboard in hand and slams it against desk until keyboard keys explode everywhere”

    I LOVE WATCHING THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND CORPORATE AMERICA FUCK MY ASS IN RETURN FOR PERSONAL PROFITS. 🤑☔️

    *digs fingernails into the wall and claws off paint and then snorts it”

    *pees and shits pants*

    *cries in corner with extra agony*
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    Sorry I couldn't even create an original comment. Your post is perfect and I'm only left with copying and pasting it.
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    Actually that last bit likely is literal
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    *opens devrant*
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    *closes devrant*
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    Don't cry about it, do something about it or die trying. Stop giving a fuck what others have to say.............
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    programmers are workhorses of the 21st century!

    sad but true!
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    Or, just work for a small business and not a large cult.
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    You know what's missing in this hectic thread?
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    Until now, I did not consider that my position, in this profession, might be simply referred to as being a "little code slut".

    Thank you.

    I need a moment.
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    I’m in this post and I don't like it
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    The total state of phat lasagna.

    Need to turn this rant into an image macro.

    X'ing X'ing X'ing.
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    @Wisecrack 😉😏

    One of these days my goal is to go thru all your recent rants and learn ML lol
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    @phat-lasagna you'd be learning from a crackpot!

    I will teach you the ways of the the crack pipe grasshopper.
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    @Wisecrack an adventure I’m dying to experience
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    @phat-lasagna thats just the fent talking, I assure you.
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    @Wisecrack ok now I am in love with you
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    @phat-lasagna I'm like a 7. You're like a 9 with those shades bro.

    It would never work.
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    @Wisecrack well we will see about that, ur gigabrain could reprogram my mind to believe ur a 💯/10
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    @phat-lasagna im fucking rolling.
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