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My daughter hissed at me.
I then turned to my wife and said:
"I just had a hiss directed at me."
She refused to talk to me for about 5 minutes.

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  • 1
    @Kernel Say what I said out loud.

    Then say it faster.
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    @Kernel I will see if others can figure this out before I spill the beans. You might ask any lady friends you might have.
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    @Kernel
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    @Kernel You're not alone :D

    I'm still waiting for a smart soul to get it and give some hints that'd make the punchline understandable for dum-dums like me :)
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    "hiss directed at me"="hysterectomy"

    "I just had a hysterectomy"
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    This doesn't work as a "pun". The pronounciations are too far apart. I can't imagine how can it sound like "hysterectomy".
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    I still dont get it.
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    I just have to applaud the efforts you're all going through to absolutely decimate a joke by analyzing it to death.

    Well done folks.
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    Divorce your wife. Marry me
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    Lol hysterectomy
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