We should all skip work tomorrow - I just wanna have sex and eat pizza tomorrow. I hate new projects plthhhe

We should skip work every day

Thanksgiving should be a mandatory week off

You guys have thanksgiving?

@Earu gobble gobble

Agreed. Doing perf review tomorrow. Perf is not good.

Today I was in brain-dead meeting with people across the world. Many people saying words like ”holistic” and ”business alignment”.

I agree. We should just skip work, have sex and eat pizza. ♥️