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Damn dude...that's tough.
Butnyou can tell you spanish coworker this: 'oye! Cabron! Sea mas independienté, piensalo un poco i llegaras, to voz es una distraction, calmate por favor'
Translated: 'hey! Asshole! Be more independent, think for a bit and you'll get there. Your voice is a distraction, please calm yourself' -
@NeatNerdPrime that's fantastic dude. Now if you can teach me to pronounce it not like a child learning to speak for the first time, were golden.
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mundo0348298yI suggest something more in the lines off "callate ya! Si vuelves a hacer eso te voy a patear el culo"
Translation: "Please lower your voice, it is a beautiful day" -
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Annoying, inconsiderate people are everywhere. You may want to invest in a good pair of headphones. It's done wonders for me. -
Pointer32118yJust yell "Puta madre" (Pronounced like Put + the sound you make when they say to open your mouth and say Ah, then match without tch + dress without the SS) while turning around and looking him in the eyes with an angry face, that will set him up.
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Co-worker keeps cursing in Spanish and then smacking the table.
When it happens I have 2 choices:
1. Keep suppressing the rage until I can't take it anymore and book a meeting room just to get away.
2. Ask him to keep it down, to which he replies sorry followed immediately by "can you take a look at this?", which turns into 20 mins of teaching him how to use google.
I'm one bad day away from taking a swing at him.
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