Ive been sitting on toilet for so long that my legs are numb and i cant feel them

I think you misunderstood what shit posting means 🤔

Did you get help?

@12bitfloat I think this is a brilliant shitpost in two ways

Did you see a doctor yet?

are you thinking about an invention or something? Is toilet your inspiration zone? at least did you use toilet paper or did you wash that shit with water and soap? wait i didn't finish, did you make deep cleaning because if you didn't then there is shit stuck inside of you my bro... think about it

dude, you need to wiggle once in a while. i used to read on toilet, 3 hours straight, no problems ever. a wiggle once in a while can do wonders

The faster you leave ring, the lesser sentence.