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if(girl.attractive()){
say("I can fix it, but you need to give me your number first");
}else{
say("That's not really what coders do, sorry");
}
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@mzpro10 Im using realWorldLang v2017, please update your interpreter to properly execute my script.
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silkfire1538yMy mother has the same logic. She always asks me for help with her cell phone. Yes, I do happen to be good with menus because I understand how phones work (most makes sense usually), but knowing how to program doesn't make me an expert on every technology there is out there
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wtf
what do u think i do?