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You are building a Time Machine.

What features will you add?

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  • 4
    Considering that there are no restrictions on time and resources.

    For me, I'll add 'Go to Today' button for quick return in case shit goes South when exploring the no man's land..
  • 10
    I’d make sure I wouldn’t materialize in a solid wall, empty air, a lake, in plain sight of anyone, …

    Or run out of power.
    Or air.

    Also camouflage a la a police box.

    Also medical because who knows what will happen. And an armory. And a research center with cameras and mics and all sorts of things. And bunks for friends. And a party room or two.

    And everything else because I’m totally going to live there.
  • 5
    Set it in "do not enter time" mode and have a fucking indefinite snooze 😴
  • 7
    Vim-Keybindings
  • 2
    @rutee07 wait.. that's illegal.. you can't play with cheat codes.
  • 8
    The ability to move in space as well as time, otherwise you'll materialise in empty space, because the earth never occupies the same location in the universe.
  • 3
    Option to switch clothes to appropriate ones so you don't immediately get noticed. Gender swap.
  • 1
    Become a roman emperor or Egyptian pharaoh lol. Then die in bed after countless slashes to my throat, chest and head. Better still, a heart attack and be honored as a good king
  • 0
    Nah screw it...i would much rather be a lord, Baron, count, or duke bc i wouldn’t have to work nearly as hard as a ruler lol. I can just chill and watch the world burn...
  • 1
    Sex doll
  • 3
    The ability to go back, as well as forward in time.
  • 1
    For the stupid reference:a hot tub.
  • 1
    @TeachMeCode you confusing the concept of adding a feature to the time machine with act of travelling in time.

    @12bitfloat how's that a feature and it makes no sense in the context of time machine.
  • 3
    A travel guide with quick facts about every age within the human era. Valuables you can exchange for local currency, social and political situations in various parts of the world, natural environment, diseases, key historical events.

    It would also mention the best learning resources that will have ever existed about each term so that the user is preferably more familiar with the age they're travelling to than any inhabitants they might meet.
  • 2
    coffee maker.
  • 0
    @lbfalvy an offline wiki..
  • 2
    An auto-reset button. If I cause some kind of time paradox, it's going to have to handle it for me. I'll be too busy rotating through two perpetual points in time.
  • 4
    A cloning machine that produces an dead clone of you to hide your tracks. Because it causes problems if the same person never dies and appears in photos of different points in time that are too much apart.
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    @rEaL-jAsE aha! You playing in another league. Time travel and then pause the fucking time.

    Legend.
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    @rEaL-jAsE you giving me votes and delete your account and break my heart :(
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    Todo list
  • 1
    @Root defensive coding? Also... Will you call yourself the doctor?
  • 2
    @galileopy Maybe!
  • 0
    @jAsE-cLoNe-7 🤦🏻‍♂️
  • 2
    A control room and a rollback button.

    That way you can go, start a ripple effect. Go to the control room, observe it. And if you don't like the outcome, rollback and start again.
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