Windows defender, this is for you:

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU CANCEROUS PIECE OF SHIT!

If you were as advanced as you claim to be you'd realize that the EXE you've just deleted originated from a compiler. Unfortunately, your target group exclusively consists of people that are incapable of using anything that goes beyond a web browser.

If your developers would have some kind of integrity it would allow you to be turned off permanently instead of making users leave the Windows platform entirely.

Do Microsoft employees even eat their own dog food like they did back in the golden NT era?