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My iPhone is called “Beyond”. I can’t remember why. When my friends added me to their iMessage, I was listed there as “Beyond”. In a way, this name is associated with me.

That being said, you should taste Beyond Meat.

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    your iPhone is called Beyond for the same reason Beyond meat is called Beyond meat...

    It's trying to pretend that it's just as good or better than the real thing, but it's never going to be anything more than an overpriced pretender... *smirk*
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    @Hazarth no, it’s called beyond because the initial iPhone X I bought I called “Veyon”, a weird word i misheard in a Death Grips song. But I managed to break it the same day, so I bought a new one and was afraid of calling it “Veyon”, but I liked how it sounded anyway so I went for a nearest sounding word I could thing of at that moment
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    Beyondcé
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    Now Vegans do propaganda even on devRant.
  • 1
    "Taste Beyond Meat" héhé.
    Don't really care about the product, loved the joke, have an upvote.
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