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And the award for the best ticket if all time goes to:

"Create script"

No open questions. Of you don't understand, are you really a dev?
In all seriousness, this thing was in the board for like 3 days and nobody raised any questions...

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  • 7
    5y
    @Demolishun not but right below “Implement Features”
  • 6
    5y
    "Do the needful."

    Seriously though, my response to this ticket would be: *reassign*, reply, "dafuq is this shit?"
  • 0
    5y
    Just close it lmao
  • 1
    5y
    @SortOfTested at needful things
  • 4
    5y
    I got a ticket with just, "I can't get into the server. I need access."

    I replied, "Which server?"

    Answer: "The server."

    There are over 2,500 servers.
  • 3
    5y
    @theKarlisK Turns out the actual answer was "None of them because I actually need an AD group to access a SaaS product we use."
  • 1
    5y
    Email back a single line bash script

    echo ":)"

    Move feature to completed. Easy velocity. Bill them 8 hours.
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