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Your options (in no particular order) include:
Back hand
Bitch
With your dick
Hard
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@uyouthe I wished Hollywood started referring to cumshot distance instead of earshot distance
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I will start a fight. One time, I also started singing les mis, loudly into my studio mic, bc fuck you if you talk over me.
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Put money in a jar everytime you face this. Send him book on better communication within a team.
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I already have a switch to wire audio output from given programs back to zoom for the lulz. I would play an airhorn, ^2 as loud as my mic would record it.
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