You have a question.
You google it; nothing comes up.
You read the documentation; no good.
You ask it on stackoverflow; no answer.

You are in... The Twilight Zone

I actually feel more like I'm in the twilight zone if SO has an answer to my question

@jimmeh Doesn't it usually does ? Or are you working with a low popularity language ?

@Marnsghol I don't know what the issue is, I'm not using a little known language. Usually if there's an answer, it doesn't help. I usually find questions like mine without an answer...for 2 years. Or, there's a new version and the answers are no longer applicable.

I know! I never can find answers for my questions re: functional Cobol. The answers are apparently punched away somewhere : /