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				... and please build the whole thing on top of our 1980ies infrastructure, using no frameworks, make it load instantly across all browsers and do a flip while doing so.
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				For the first seconds I believed you really wanted a siteπππ and I was like not again, and don't search over here.
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				A waitress asked restaurant customers once, one at a time, if he/she would eat dessert. If yes, then the customer would get a spoon. The menu? No, she would bring that after.
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