My boss always tells me to document everything. The problem is that I don't know where, because she tells me something else every time I ask her.

The best part is that now there are like three word documents and two excel files for one project flying around four different storage-systems.

And I am the idiot who can't document if she is unable to find the files she's looking for. Even I don't know where my files went because she moves them around like she pleases!