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@Mvzes O(rand())
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YEAH YEAH MR PROGRAMMAR NAZI OF COURSE I KNOW O(rand()) IS CONSTANT TIME IT'S JUST FOR FUN -
Pyjong10935yThere is also so called PROGRAMMING WITH OBJECTS which usually in time transforms into RANDOM PROGRAMMING.
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The official name for random programming is "desultory programming". It was developed as an approach that could be efficiently computed by a quantum computer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... -
I also enjoy the sister of random, FEATURENOTBUG PROGRAMMING
Looking at you, IBM; you cunts.
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