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The team headed to Arby's for lunch today. Our DBA walks up to the counter.
arby's guy: "Hey, what can I get you."
dba: "Hello. Yes, I'd like the largest french dip you are legally allowed to serve me."
Absolutely slayed everyone in-line and at the counter.
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