My face when the CEO want's all the features and the project on time without extra resources.

The guy on the bed is me when someone puts an apostrophe in "wants"

;-)

Also me when they use the word “please do your best” or “try your hardest”

Me: "That's not how reality works. That's not how a job works. That's not how anything works."

CEO: [anger / arguing]

Me: "When you buy your twinkies at the store, do you put a case in your cart and insist on only paying for one?"

CEO: [anger / arguing]

Yep, it's pointless.
Management talks/demands.
Management doesn't listen.