How comes companies don't give a shit abt onboarding?! The better your onboarding processes the faster the people you hired become productive?? Should never take me three weeks jus to get access...and when I do it's a problem ...should be seamless

At least that's what makes sense to me

All accounts, hardware and necessary software should be in place when they arrive.

New developers usually start writing code on their first day.

Most decent ones make their first real commit the first week although after careful code review.

But to many (4/5) are not good enough to even stay the full trial period of 6 months.

Our onboarding site literally says "bug @ganjaman for telegram group access" lmao