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There is a dead bird in our yard. My wife asked me to clean it up by texting me.
wife: Can you pick up the dead bird in the backyard?
me: Its just resting.
wife: With no head
me: Its a headless swoon
wife: Its dead and needs a new resting place.
me: beautiful plumage
joke/meme
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