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donkulatrix
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The iPhone Pocket (£220) was inspired by "a piece of cloth", apparently.

Bullshit.

The longer version resembles a type of knot referred to in nautical parlance as a "cunt splice".

There's your inspiration.

The iPhone Cunt Splice™ was lovingly crafted in Japan by some pretentious arse. "When stretched, the open textile subtly reveals its contents."

Perverts.

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  • 9
    2d
    I'm not allowed to post more than one rant every two hours, but I can temporarily identify as a donkulatrix and rant away.
  • 6
    2d
    Android may be shit, but its not selling vagina pouches for their phones.

    edit: realized Android is two words. and roid.
  • 4
    2d
    No matter how you make it sound, you can't just sell a piece of clothes for 200 pounds! This is just great, apple. It seems that they are testing the stupidity of their buyers. They want to see how far can they get with overpriced stuffs.
  • 4
    1d
    So... Apple is branching off to the fashion industry, now? Hell..
  • 6
    1d
    @YourMom
    > Android may be shit, but its not selling vagina pouches for their phones.

    And that‘s what makes it shit :)
  • 4
    1d
    Well, the product is stupid, but maybe less stupid than you think. You know that women have a lot smaller front pockets in jeans right? We can't fit a phone there. That's why it goes in the back. This would be a solution to that problem.
  • 3
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    @donkulatrix but you can register three accounts a hour I've heard.
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