i was browsing tinder and there was a girl with a bio status that said

"if you are in IT, swipe left, get the fuck away from me"

What the fuck are you doing on Tinder ??
You’re supposed to write code and from the second monitor watching porn.

@Biggy my life is already depressing theres no need to make it even more depressing

We'll see how she feels when her phone or laptop dies

"omygod I dated this, like, IT guy, he was like sooo boring, like totally. I was like fix mah computer, but he was like naah, pay me. He was like such a jerk. Ermagerd I, like totally, hate IT nerds. So lame."

@irene haha no, Tinder is awesome!
I use it for debugging. There are so many duck faces on it, you don't need any real duckie anymore. I can tell my code to their faces all day long.
Or if you like clowns, there are at least 75% hyper make up clowns to swipe left. Lots of fun better than getting drunk. 🤣

IT != software engineering, let's be pedantic

Swipe right women like rebels

That's when you don't tell her till after the deed is done, then slap her ass and say "I'm a software engineer, and your swipe requirements were unclear. Does that qualify as a swipe left?"

@d4ng3r0u5 actually it's exactly that. People are just using "IT" wrong. Tech support is not IT.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Fuck that turd of a person. If it wasn't for folks like us here the world would go back to living in fucking caves after a couple of years.

Let them imagine a world where no one is around to fix there WiFi.

@irene biggest facts.

I dead ass swiped through everyone in my region (swiping yes of course) and it gave me the same people multiple times.

Oh yeah... I got ONE FUCKING MATCH.

Led to a night of garbage self esteem and then deleting my account

@Stuxnet as Bill Burr said, there is an epidemic of gold digging whores in this country

Meh probably a girl you wouldn't even want to cross paths with, I'd say she's making everyone a favour by showing her true colors.

@PonySlaystation Reminded me of a former classmate, she had the same attitude and she's now a single mother, js. Although I guess it's cultural.

@irene @Stuxnet tinder isn't for dating anymore, girls just use it to gain followers, if you really have to use it then swipe left on any chick who has her Instagram either connected or mentioned. But any human being can get more dates without tinder than with it, go out, be cool, be confident and be happy, sounds stupid but it works.

@segfault0xff praise Burr his comedy is so sour and right it's just perfect funny.

@JKyll what I like the most is his response to these nitwits shrieking at him..
"THAT'S OFFENSIVE REEEEEEEE"
"Oh yeah? Go fuck yaself."

@segfault0xff I know, he makes me want to be a balding ginger if only I could be so cool.

@JKyll you'd never be cool in the summer. You'd need an asbestos umbrella to keep from igniting. 😂😂😂

@segfault0xff 😂😂😂

@segfault0xff Hell yeah! Old freckles knows what’s up! He’s the actual GOAT!

@irene it'd be easy to fix actually, just remove the Instagram feature and ban profiles with @instagram-profile on their description and voila tinder is back to being a dating site.

@JKyll it requires fucking facebook, so it's not even an option for me. 😣

@segfault0xff going out doesn't require Facebook 😂 give it a try tho, being chill works trust me and there's no one with less sex appeal than me.

@JKyll oh I try and fail miserably.

@irene your profile is hawt let's bang or some sheeeit 🤣

@irene true, that's just people wanting followers or ego boosting.

@segfault0xff I like your style but see why you fail 😂 nah dude but seriously go out and enjoy yourself.

@irene for sake of not getting into a loop I'll { return your_input++; }

@JKyll @Irene just joking about what tinder basically is, banging based on a picture. I'm a bit old fashioned when it comes to that stuff, I prefer a connection before it gets to that point. Irene, I'm sure you have good taste 🤣

@irene do you dig Alexis Ren? If you do then I approve of your taste👌

@irene but really the swipe system boils down to the primal.. "Would you bang this person?"

@JKyll let me do some research real quick

@JKyll didn't ask me, but yes. I'd throw her one 🤣🤣🤣

@segfault0xff she's my 10/10 although I'm sure I wouldn't like her that much if I talked to her. And yeah, tinder thrives on the primal but if you play by numbers only based on that 80% of all males end up losing which is at least where I am.

@irene can't go wrong with Alexis 😂

@irene I try but I'm no good at it

@segfault0xff Confidence, it's when you stop trying that you get results imo. Life is weird I guess.

@irene retrace steps, you probably weren't even trying.

Robin Mae 😳

@JKyll don't want to get metoo'd, so frankly dating is too risky now.

@irene well yeah crazy casual sex is different than courting a woman (I know no one says that these days lol) don't know how to make it work out as a woman tho, maybe it's similar, I'll ask around.

@segfault0xff I agree, after all the weird feminist movements to classify hand holding as rape I started to have nightmares of being sued or worse.

@irene me neither, but I'm dangerously close, muricans start a fire and Mexicans end up gulping the smoke.

@JKyll it's fucking ridiculous. I hope all those greasy feminists die alone, only to get devoured by their lanky malnourished organic vegan cats. Throw them from helicopters, that's what I say. They fucked everything up. 😣

@JKyll .

. @irene Yeah, mostly because of the bots and fake accounts.
@Stuxnet Make sure you have high quality photos, they make all the difference. And don't mass right-swipe, tinder's ranking algorithm will place you lower because of that, resulting in even lesser girls being able to discover your profile.

@N0-Flux-Given do you work at tinder

@irene why did you drag me into this nasty discussion 😛

And yes, you like overly make-up Asian dolls 😆

@notAnkur No, what makes you think so? 😂

@N0-Flux-Given your knowledge about their algos

@notAnkur https://swipehelper.com/2016/11/...

@irene Why do you use a girl avatar here? 😂

@segfault0xff @JKyll @cursee
@Irene is a dude 😉

@irene haha some dudes here seem to hit on you 🤣

@PonySlaystation he's a Russian dude

@irene introverts is my guess

@JKyll *Ukrainian

@irene because women make everything complicated. Partly their fault, but mostly because of male genetics. Dudes hanging out like usual, everything is fine. One hot chick shows up and the dynamic changes immediately. It's hilarious to observe.

"Yeah asshole, your sports team sucks so bad, they should take that ball or whatever they use and stick it where *glances over* holy shit! Dibs!!!"
"I saw her first REEEEEE!!!"
"Fuck you both, she was looking at me! I'll fight you both and.. wait, what just happened?"

@irene yeah I don't know about that.. anyone's guess really. Also, I hope you get to observe that someday, it's quite funny 🤣

@irene some girls are often introverts

@JKyll innies and outies? 🤣🤣🤣

@irene huh?

@irene just a guess since you said girls doing something wrong 😂

@JKyll yeah I'm lost..

@irene rough day?

@irene well, guys drinking and watching football in a bar, things can get wild sometimes lol

I have a friend that will not hook up with dudes in IT - she’s a sysadmin and doesn’t want to talk about work or work related stuff in her lovelife. It’s actually quite a reasonable thing, if you ask me

@segfault0xff i watch the ball go with my friends in sportsbars and stuff. We never had a fight about such things and we do the very childish thing where you look at the pretty girl and check eachother out.

Reading this thread - y‘all need jesus and go out more

@irene it’s just a saying :D

Tinder and dating always seems to be an iffy subject on here - each to their own and stuff but sometimes I’m amazed at the generalizations :D