I like coming up with novel passive agressive ways to say fuck you.

* buy those: https://etsy.com/de/listing/...

* show them to people

* make a point of not handing over any coin

What I like to do is to push up my glasses using my middle finger

I always look down and shake my head cause I can't look them in the eye and mutter "oh this motherfucker" like Denzel Washington

Again, you're a textbook pussy

I'm very openly negative about code once written if I think it sucks, so people are generally aware of my attitude. This way, when I think a person or idea is full of shit I can formulate the most moderate critique, and everyone anticipates the correct reaction to the code.

"Look mate I'm not mad at you. It must be very tough to have been conceived during the local bukkake"

@sidthepajfuk you bukkake child

@tosensei that would be "I don't give (a flying) fuck" in my book