Websites that brag about how much coffee they drunk and share zany facts about their employees. "Sarah is a scorpio and enjoys the smell of wet grass."

Am I the only one who doesn't give a flying fuck?

OMG she's a Scorpio? that's so cool!

yeah, a company I worked for had that. I wouldn't participate, so I had no name, sketchy title, and was at the bottom of the list.

I tend to be a sarcastic ass so I would probably write something to mess with the bosses.

Lol I worked at a place that made everyone submit one. I said I was a wanksta that likes to do DMT everyday and I thought that people who place the toilet paper roll bottom-out were the scum of the earth. They never asked me again.

@zzguy haha. That sounds like the direction I would have gone.