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My company: "you don't have a choice what you work on"
My company on legal paperwork: "we've given them choice of what they work on to support and develop them as best as possible"

Both of those are verbatim quotes. I laughed. I mean, I now want to punch someone, but I laughed before the violence.

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  • 6
    Also, "please do help us identify areas for improvement".

    Me: "this and this can be better like this and that."

    Company: ignores, tickets disappear in to the black hole that is the backlog.
  • 3
    job description: everything the light touches
  • 3
    @int32 > 'Company: ignores, tickets disappear in to the black hole that is the backlog.'

    Reminded me of this fun comic:

    https://monkeyuser.com/2017/... .
  • 3
    @D-4got10-01 yeah that's why one should be emotionally detached from your work lmao.
  • 2
    lies corrupt the universe
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