My company: "you don't have a choice what you work on"
My company on legal paperwork: "we've given them choice of what they work on to support and develop them as best as possible"

Both of those are verbatim quotes. I laughed. I mean, I now want to punch someone, but I laughed before the violence.

Also, "please do help us identify areas for improvement".

Me: "this and this can be better like this and that."

Company: ignores, tickets disappear in to the black hole that is the backlog.

job description: everything the light touches

Company Official Stance: "We don't have any reserved parking spaces."

Company Real Response: "Tell Demo not to park in any of these 3 spots." (Which are all higher up managers.)

I was parking in my managers spot for like a week before I was told about there being reserved spots after being told we don't have reserved spots.

On the flip side. Manger comes in one day. I am sorry, but I need you to work on this project and it doesn't sound fun. It was actually kind of a fun project. The hilarity was my boss apologizing for it. Which I don't get. My job is to work on shit he tells me to.

@int32 > 'Company: ignores, tickets disappear in to the black hole that is the backlog.'

Reminded me of this fun comic:

https://monkeyuser.com/2017/... .

@D-4got10-01 yeah that's why one should be emotionally detached from your work lmao.

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