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"We want HTTPS because any schmuck with a cheap sniffer shouldn't be able to see how stupid we are"
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It’s really difficult to tell someone ...they have a pot of shit for brains and they should replace their jacket with a ‘straight’ jacket and return to the asylum where their padded cell awaits... in a nice way that makes them not look like a fucking imbecile that you would gladly stab with a freshly sharpened HB pencil.
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"Sorry nobody can log in.. that asshole Gary changed the password before he quit. We're fucked."
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So, please, go fuck yourself. And die.
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