Finally, someone's asking the real questions.

Dear Santa. Please remove me from your list. Check twice.

Can you ask him to remove you from the naughty list?

@-vim- I can now the GDPR laws have kicked in.

Maybe this guy is for real and is really worried about not getting any presents this year 😰

What gives @santaclauze? 🎅

I am above the law you little bitches!

I completely misread the final sentence as "Please assume I've been very naughty," and laughed uproariously.

Now I'm both:
- Disappointed that's not what the sentence actually says.
- Mildly concerned why/how I misread it so... specifically.