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CaptainRant
35d

I'm starting to understand this guy.

insert into devlife values('bullshitpeople', 'bullshitmanagement', 'bullshit', 'bullshit_fake_productivity', 'bullshit_mantras', 'bullshit_corporate_culture', 'impossible_requirements', 'impossible_deadlines', 'sabotage', 'etc');

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  • 4
    35d
    List the column names explicitly you barbarian.
  • 0
    35d
    @Demolishun well we try to query that table but half the time we don't get a response. Super cheap sql cluster tho.
  • 0
    34d
    @donkulator Of course you know why I didn't list them. D'oh. My name is CaptainRant. Now get out of here.
  • 1
    34d
    @CaptainRant That guy is beating up his computer because the columns were in a different order to what he thought and he's just realised his script has been going to the toilet in the database for the last 3 days.
  • 0
    28d
    @Demolishun you see the old late 80s space heater cpu ?
  • 0
    28d
    God I miss friends sigh

    I just tend to believe everyone my own age around me was likely corrupt cowardly and lacking personality

    Instead of evil and chock full of personality heh
  • 0
    28d
    @Demolishun yeah but 20 of them in a room
  • 0
    28d
    @Demolishun I think when you're talking a processor the size of 3 or 4 checker squares in some cases that maybe did 100 khz you may be underestimating the heat level man lol
  • 0
    11d
    @Demolishun I have a special Model F at home made out of metal, it weighs 4 kilos. You could very easily kill someone with it and it sounds like a dead body hitting the floor when you drop it from a centimeter up from your desk. Love that thing to death.
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