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I'm starting to understand this guy.

insert into devlife values('bullshitpeople', 'bullshitmanagement', 'bullshit', 'bullshit_fake_productivity', 'bullshit_mantras', 'bullshit_corporate_culture', 'impossible_requirements', 'impossible_deadlines', 'sabotage', 'etc');

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  • 7
    I think that is one of those old keyboards you could kill someone with. They were heavy.
  • 5
    List the column names explicitly you barbarian.
  • 3
    @donkulator lol, just realized it was a database insert. doh!

    Where it the foreign key into the table of offshore workers?
  • 1
    @Demolishun well we try to query that table but half the time we don't get a response. Super cheap sql cluster tho.
  • 0
    @donkulator Of course you know why I didn't list them. D'oh. My name is CaptainRant. Now get out of here.
  • 2
    @CaptainRant That guy is beating up his computer because the columns were in a different order to what he thought and he's just realised his script has been going to the toilet in the database for the last 3 days.
  • 1
    @Demolishun you see the old late 80s space heater cpu ?
  • 0
    God I miss friends sigh

    I just tend to believe everyone my own age around me was likely corrupt cowardly and lacking personality

    Instead of evil and chock full of personality heh
  • 0
    @AvatarOfKaine old computers didn't generate very much heat. Especially 8088, 80286. I think 80386 and above started needing cpu coolers. Even then it was pretty low heat. Could get by with 100 to 200 W power supply.
  • 1
    @Demolishun yeah but 20 of them in a room
  • 0
    @AvatarOfKaine that dude is like 10 processors worth of heat. lol
  • 0
    @Demolishun I think when you're talking a processor the size of 3 or 4 checker squares in some cases that maybe did 100 khz you may be underestimating the heat level man lol
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