Client: I want a mobile game with Leaderboards, Social media sign-ins, In-game store, Ads, IAP etc in 2 months

Me: Cool, what’s your budget?

Client: $50

Make them a game written in assembly 😂

Once a dude asked me of I could build a fake "Clash of glans gems" site for $10

I said fuck off.

@Alice @Linux lmfao a dude once asked me to make something like that on mobile with ads for $30

Reject him, make the same game with 10x feature , host it on playstore @ $50 and send him the link 😋

@Linux Clash of glans? Hope you also told him to eat a dick.

@d4ng3r0u5
Ah whole bag of em

I can get you a game with all those features but nothing more.

It should be legal to stone people like that to death... lowballing is one thing, that's just a slap in the face

I take it

Lol

In my office, I imagine this going like this:
Me: “What’s your budget”
Client: “50”
Me: “k?”🤨
C: “k” 😃
Me: “k?” 🧐
C: “yea, k” 🙃
* some months later, now, in a basement the client tied up, upside down by his feet, me with a baseball bat with nails in it just long enough to break the skin but not kill cause this motherfucker is no good it me dead *

Part 2
Me: “You ‘k’ now lil bitch?! Where my fuckin money? You think this is a joke to come at me with a $50 bill you bitch made lil shit? I’ll hang you by your intestines in ya own damn living room if you don’t get my FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!”
C: “please stop, anything, I’ll get the money”
Me: *cutting the client down and letting him drop on the floor* “Your bitch ass better have it in 2 weeks!”
C: “technically it’s $49,950 now”
Me: *kicks client in the head* “naw it’s a $50 charge for being a dumb ass”
C: “would equity in the company be ok”
Me: *kicks client in the teeth* “wOuLd eQuITY bE oK”
This is why I don’t feee lance

Just do that ! Make sure it's available in Europe and does not comply with GDPR policies.

omg! once got a client who ask for a mobile app to do his son school project!
client : i need a mobile app

me : great! what do you want?

client : before we sign for this business i need a demo to my son school project!

me : ah?(wtf), what is his project?

client : he needs to present a mobile app demo

me: ok, like a video, images or something?

client : no, i need a demo installed in the app

me : ok, then you need the app

client : no i just want a demo! this is easy! i saw it on internet u can create a mobile app faster & without any cost!

me : (fuck my life) ok got it, then do it by urself u fuck

Me: Multiply that by 50 and we'll look into the game.

@jeeper LOL 😂😂 I imagined the whole scenario in my Head.

I wouldn't do anything for $50/hour xD

And I want 50 Bitcoin for free

You can make a game for $ 50, and then take a percentage of the downloads.

@Samrich I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess if the dev budget is $50 the marketing budget is “exposure” so you won’t be seeing that many downloads

lol