Today I managed to cut myself under my fingernail by grabbing the door handle to my room the wrong way. The world is a dangerous place.

That's what you get for going AFK. What were you thinking.

Those are the absolute worst. You feel it for days.

It messes with my head how we can sometimes survive multiple center mass gunshot wounds and then you could also slip in the shower, bump your head and that's game over

Yeah, i hate doors too, and door handles. They are not designed for people like us. I also hate shoelaces, touch screens, some plastic bags that are too hard to open, protruding walls, any irregularly shaped furniture...hell, I actually hate most stuff that requires any motoric skills and coordination. Why does the physical world need to be so bloody cumberlicated?! Fuck AFK! No wait, I actually prefer IRL after all, because that's the only place where you can get a decent meal.

@TheBeardedOne

That's simple maths. The gunshots took 99 HP. Bumping one's head in the shower took the remaining 1 HP.

I'd just like to stop and imagine the engineer who designed that doorknob.

Probably the doorknob-manufacturers son-in-law with a months worth of autocad experience.

Or a psychopathic employee who enjoys malicious compliance as a mere hobby.

Like those people who design spikes for flat surfaces, or uncomfortable park benches that are impossible to sit or lay on for more than five minutes.