I aspire to be like this guy right here

That looks like the profile of someone who either:

A) Had their account hacked and got trolled.

or:

B) Got sick of hearing "Dude, you totally need to register at blahblahblah..." for the thirty-billionth time and just said "Fuck it, fine, I'll make a fucking profile if it makes you shut the hell up."

@Navigatr it’s from the HBO show Silicon Valley.