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NoMad
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I was listening to an interesting lecture recording, but threw the entire thing out the window once my "umm" meter ran out and gave errors.

Stop saying "umm" in every fucking sentence! 🤬

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    ...umm no
  • 1
    ummm... yeah... no.
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    But umm...
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    Or mouth smacking. There are things I will die not knowing because the people that made those tutorials think that punctuating their sentences with mouth noises makes them sound contemplative or sophisticated.
  • 1
    Y'all have problems!
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    @Demolishun, it's a common thing for people who don't speak English as their native language.

    Sometimes our mind knows what to say but forming sentences with the right words takes time especially when you are in some official/work related talk.

    just consider this as buffering. If same thing they have to speak in their own language, they can speak more clear and faster.
  • 1
    There's a worst kind I encountered recently:
    Spamming "and then go ahead and..." between every single sentence.

    Definitely not about to breach the Genova convention
  • 0
    @electrineer I'd hate you more if you weren't so good looking 😒
  • 0
    @Demolishun what does that mouth do aside from weird asmr?
  • 0
    @jestdotty I want a nerf gun. 😐 At least for this usecase.
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    @Lyniven I would breach the convention if only I could reach my hand through a video or audio file and smack the speaker on the head. I bet they never listened to their own fucking recordings.
  • 1
    @netikras your bott-om.
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    @Demolishun 🤦🤦🤦 sexual innuendo
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    Looks like everyone beat me to it
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    Were you listening to my lecture once upon a time they told me to add umm too to drive you crazy ? Lol
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    Btw python 3 is awesome
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    @Demolishun good boy 😏
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