b2plane

19d

took a new girl for a ride (in my way too good looking car) and the entire time, she was fucking FARTING!!! We just met for the first fucking time AND SHE WAS FARTING SILENTLY BUT IT SMELLED SO BAD I ALMOST SUFFOCATED WHILE DRIVING. WHY THE FUCK 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Tounai

1569

19d

In a way, your rants about your girls make me feel very good because during my glorious days, I didn’t have half your problems with girls while I didn’t even have a cheap car. Thanks for this
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retoor

4772

19d

Imagine how her thong looks like. Have fun 😁
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netikras

35261

19d

Explains the body count
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MammaNeedHummus

4570

18d

The shitter hates farts?
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ScribeOfGoD

7258

18d

Can ya just nuke devrant @dfox? I think it’s time is done… it had a good run but is this really the shit you want on a site for devs? I can see this shit on instagram..
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Demolishun

36311

18d

I would have thought you would have a lot in common with this girl.
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retoor

4772

18d

@Demolishun she outfarted him.
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retoor

4772

18d

@ScribeOfGoD we can't nuke a whole site because of a shit poster. There's a lot good content too.
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ScribeOfGoD

7258

18d

@retoor and a way back machine, the actual good posts will be fine.
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jeeper

5794

16d

Imagine if you and her had kids, they’d be the shittiest
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b2plane

6414

15d

@jeeper shes on my block list

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