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Client :- The app is slow on my device, please fix.
Developer :- Working fine on all the devices I tested, are you sure?
Client :- Yes, it's very slow. I can't accept this app.
Developer :- (Recompiles the same codebase again) Here, try this, optimized a lot of calls, took me entire day to do so.
Client :- Yes, it is working fast now
Developer :- (evil laughs)

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  • 26
    And the developper made nothing...
  • 43
    Have done before.
    Will do again.
    😊
  • 1
    IDIOT CUSTOMERS !
    Why do they think to be the smartest
  • 3
    You are a wizard Harry!
  • 1
    @Root on a completely different note, I now know why there is @notroot
  • 3
    @knerd Why am I there ?
  • 1
    @notroot because there is @Root 😊
  • 5
    People are idiots. I used to work in the music industry and the NUMBER of times someone would be like

    “I don’t like that snare sound.” Or, “I don’t like the guitar sound.”

    And then I would - do nothing - then be like... “ok how’s that? “ And then they would be like “yeah that’s awesome now”.
  • 1
    Happens more often than you think, specially with clients who think they bought us by paying us to develop the app.
  • 2
    The problem I have with this is that you let them believe that they're right. And they fucking aren't.
  • 1
    @telephantasm the client is always right, so can't argue with them.. Anyhow most of them don't even understand tech, so any of your arguments won't make much difference anyway..
  • 1
    Everything that has a beginning has an end.

    @Root
    @notroot
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