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UberSalt314206d@retoor I lol'd at the first part, I think caring and by caring I mean to give a fuck about the gypsy wife would be kinda difficult since she most likely doesn't speak english, secondly I don't have enough saved up to pay for a good looking one, so my options will be to hide the face and fuck the base and not being a crazy mf until I get my new passport since she could still divorce me and ruin my life
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We3D2596206dcall me before execution of the plan, I can probably help you with the bargain a better deal or just lower the price of your chosen one ;)
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antigermanist1321202d@We3D i was talking about the balkans yesterday with a girl from near the national park.
Yea i started doing rock climbing again ahah. Well bouldering but id love to get back outside. -
We3D2596202d@antigermanist that's good. I haven't climbed rocks soon, but I go in the woods pretty often and started hiking in the mountains last year. it's so refreshing =]
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Wisecrack9212192d@antigermanist the stereotyped family profession of stealing everything not nailed down also might put a damper on things.
Unless you enjoy theft.
Then you can be like bonnie and clyde, and die all romantic and heroic-like together.
Or probably just get arrested and separated by the deportation stormtroopers.
Bulgaria and Romania are now part of the schengen area, maybe I should buy myself a gypsy wife as my way outta third world 🤔
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