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So I have been setting goals for my interaction with people on devrant. I had the goal of getting someone to spray liquid out of their mouth in response to something I posted. I believe I had one person self report on this (maybe two). My next goal was getting someone to shit their pants in response to a post. I figured with @b2plane here my chances were a lot higher. As of Nov, 2024 nobody has reported on this. That goal still stands.

Maybe some new goals for this next upcoming year should be:
1. get someone to rage quit (not sure this in a good goal)
2. get someone to "dad splain" to me
3. triggered downvotes (I have had some in the past, so this is a recurring goal)
4. inspire anti-posts (some of you are natural inspirers it seems, respect)
5. actually create funny memes (maybe not possible, shitposting will continue though)

Does anyone have ideas for some good edge lording goals?

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  • 3
    Don't become an edgelord.
    Cum instead.

    *knee slap*
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    Getting the most comments is a nice goal. Flame war is the best. One flame war started with only posting the word "rust". Pissing off so much people with one word, that's the magic. But the biggest one was about calling web developers not real developers and that they don't have what it takes. This was @aviophile. Didn't see him for long. The web devs won? For work, also do mainly web development but I don't get mad at all because one has such opinion. Web projects are often big and have their own complexity making it real development. Someone who says not is wrong, so meh.

    I tried to start a war by saying that rust devs can't learn C, but it seems that rust devs are relaxed people and do not want to learn it anyway. Way too dangerous.

    See how much time ostream spends on creating flames. It's not easy, it's an art
  • 2
    @retoor I like pretending to be a banker and fund both sides of the wars.
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    @Ranchonyx I thought it was NKSN this month? No Knee Slap November.
  • 1
    @Demolishun if you want to see information about such bankers and how fractal banking works? Check the anonymous official channel, new videos. It's conspiracy, they connect some weird ditch, but it contains a lot of facts as well. That's the thing with such videos. Many facts you can just check, but then the dots they connect.. Bit crazy but enjoyable
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    @Demolishun I can help with that! I have some banks around the block with years of experience. Especially from 85 years ago.
  • 1
    BITCH I'D RAGEQUIT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 0
    @antigermgerm lol, I mean you are the highest rage quit candidate at the moment. ;-)
  • 1
    @Demolishun DONT TEMPT ME BRO IMMA DO IT BRO DONT PUSH IT BRO IM ONLY HUMAN BRO I CANT STAND IT
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    Nah but fr, the thing with people like you or jestdotty or even retoor is that they are politically oriented.

    I piss off everyone. Even nihilists like @iii hates me.

    The trick is to call everybody retarded.
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