what does your manager get impressed by, care about? if you were to flex what sorts of things would you flex to them?

is there someone that makes decisions over your life that isn't necessarily the manager, and what would they be impressed by or care about if one were to flex it in front of them?

How fast I can get something out the door

@retoor yeah cause I don't want to dox myself haha

He got impressed by my ability to miss deadline and not be audible during calls.

blind obedience

My current manager is impressed if I…
• Tell people every single thing I’m doing as I do it
• Do someone else’s job in addition to my own
• Never complain, and compliment everyone
• Compliment him
• Do what he and his managers ask “from on high” without question
• Post lots of things about what I’m doing in the team’s Slack channel
• Give demos even if they’re boring and useless to everyone else
• Appear online early and late even if I’m not actually there
• Give detailed weekly status updates describing every little thing I did on each of my projects

And of course
• get complicated tickets done really quickly, even if poorly

@retoor don't make me come over there and delete your consciousness

fuck off