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ScroogeMacDuck
1y

An optimist says: "the glass is half full."
A pessimist says: "the glass is half empty."
A programmer says: "the glass is twice as large as necessary."

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  • 2
    1y
    A performance engineer says: we can use a cheaper, 25% smaller glass instead
  • 1
    1y
    doesn't matter if it's half full or half empty.

    the important thing is to order the next pint - slainte!
  • 2
    1y
    nah a programmer would say we are in the middle of flushing the buffer
  • 2
    1y
    The infrastructure guy says the glass is well-sized in case another glass breaks and this one needs to hold more.
  • 0
    1y
    I says "That's piss, isn't it?"
  • 0
    1y
    Nah, let the glass sleep for 1000 milliseconds.
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