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An optimist says: "the glass is half full."
A pessimist says: "the glass is half empty."
A programmer says: "the glass is twice as large as necessary."

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  • 1
    332d
    Psssst, the glass is filled with piss...
  • 3
    332d
    A performance engineer says: we can use a cheaper, 25% smaller glass instead
  • 6
    332d
    The cat: <knocks glass on the floor>
  • 2
    331d
    doesn't matter if it's half full or half empty.

    the important thing is to order the next pint - slainte!
  • 3
    331d
    nah a programmer would say we are in the middle of flushing the buffer
  • 3
    331d
    The infrastructure guy says the glass is well-sized in case another glass breaks and this one needs to hold more.
  • 0
    331d
    Two mind fucks in one:
  • 1
    331d
    I says "That's piss, isn't it?"
  • 1
    331d
    Nah, let the glass sleep for 1000 milliseconds.
  • 0
    330d
    Well in C++ if an int is full and it rolls over it is undefined behavior. So a C++ programmer would not want to be that close to the edge of the variable.
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