Me - sits down to code
Windows - need to install small update
Me - skip
Windows - HELL NO UPDATE
6 hours later.......
Update faild.

The moment when you have to answer your own question on stackoverflow :/

We're not a family of devs. So the situation may seem weird to them.

My sister saw me doing the rubber duck debugging and venting my programming frustration with an innocent little duck. Eye-to-eye. And now, she thinks i'm in need of serious help.

Looping in kitchen be like

Every. Single. Time.

Teacher: What is recursion?

Me: This https://www.devrant.io/rants/533667

Swag idea: Rubber ducks with the DevRant face on them instead of a ducks face. No beak. Just a freaky slash where the beak should be. 👍🏻
The whole duck can even be the speech bubble orange!

I don't know about anyone else but I'd buy the shit out of this!

Illuminating...

2B || !2B

So iPhone 8 to use USB C instead of Lightning port??

A big fuck you to iPhone7 users

My cat put a "j" in my code and i spent 2 hours to find it

Who else hates the word coding?

I like programming better...

Is it just me or did everyone learn C++ before C?

Software Quality

Time to leave the planet.

Well...

Choose wisely.

Wow....

Windows 10 doesn't to let me use my wifi.
*sighs*

No way to solve it.
Is this a new Windows feature?

I received a call from my boss saying I was laid off while I was out.

Wait a minute... I actually just woke up... This was all a dream...

Wonder if it is a message from my subconscious though...

Anyone else dream they get fired?

Thanks DevRant and the team for free stickers ❤ And thanks redbubble for good stickers 😀 @luub

Ok i guess...

got myself an ultrawide monitor 😃 looks pretty good

Indian Programmer Woes 1:

Random Guy: hey you're a CS engineer right?
Me: yeah.....
RG: then can you hack the Facebook profile of my crush?
Me: ughhh.....No....
RG: then you're not a CS engineer.
Me: :/

!rant

after using devRant for about 4 days... i absolutely love it!

bye reddit, on mobile.

ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ

Making my Sass variables...

Sassa Grey

😁😁😁😁

"Please disable adblock to support us"

*Me pauses adblock feeling sorry*

Fucking video ad starts playing in the middle of the page/article

Its time.

I told a Friend I haven't spoken to in a while that I was a programmer. He said "what does that mean? So you choose the programmes we get too see on the TV?" with complete seriousness.