sudo ++ me

I am a Java developer.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she thinks I treat her as an 'Object'.

Why devs like Linux/Unix :
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

How many devs here never joined a college and now are in good place in a company or freelancing? How did you get your job?

any dev pioneering techs here watched "black mirror". if didnt do it, it just might change your life and views about tech.

i am so lmaoing right now
source : r/linuxmasterrace

PRO LIFE SAVING TIPS FOR DEVS (long rant, not clickbait 😝)

I have a medical condition called DVT (Deep Vein Thrombosis). It clots blood in veins near lower body parts. Affected leg swells and become red and it is very painful. It happens when you very frequently sit for very long.

I used to play games, code and stuffs for hours and sometimes I used to stay at home without taking decent walk for weeks. I am only 18 and did not see it coming. But its really early stage and I might be fully recovered real soon.

This condition is not rare and happens to millions of people every year. And it can be avoided if you avoid sitting at computers for long hours and take 5 mins to walk or stretch. Even if you can avoid this condition, there are many others if you dont pay attention on your body. Please take some time to google how you can avoid anything such.

(Please don't comment sympathies, I really know you wish well for me. Instead you can throw tips what you do to relax after long hours of work).

Windows is necessary evil.

Damn the username character limit. 😞
I wanted mine to be pussydestroyer69 😰

How many devs here smoke instead of coffee? 🙋

I wonder so many devs hate Windows then why dont we stop creating products for it and start migrating all major projects (like games and software) to linux.

when you try to google a solution for your problem.
Source : r/programmerhumor

rEFInd > grub

The hour before i downloaded devRant i was a 9gager. Now i think i am devRanter.
Thanks dfox and trogus and all awesome people in this community. I am a fresh meat in dev world and here i learn so much things about real world i cant learn in anywhere. Cheers if you are reading.

Sleep schedule : fucked 😮
Eating schedule : fucked 😓
Me : not getting fucked 😭

Code as if completing the project was as necessary as breathing.

Tony in The Age of Ultron.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who get laid.

Q : How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.

That one guy's post from 2008 thread with no comment having same error as yours​ now. You scream all in your mind : @coderguy420 what did you see on screen?

I wonder how many on devRant are non-dev.