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"The API"?
What do you even mean?

You are the reason babies cry

For a momenti thought you were actually talking about the gang of four, then I remember this is devrant.
Sad times.

What has this community become?

Git push/pull...

It's just validating the previous point

Who actually gives a shit about this?

If you have monolithic checks, try and use a switch statement instead.
Else, look into finite state machines

So cringy

Yeah but... do you code?

Art is never finished, just released.

@moshmage not hash tables, just serialize the data in hashes, it's super fast to perform a binary search of hashed data

Gotta be hashes

m_user* = new User("Frederikam");

@aronmik I must have passed my curiosity along in the wrong way, I'm genuinely curious to see if there is a correlation between the work one does and the os they use.
Didn't mean to sound like I was attacking anybody.
Thanks for pointing it out in a fun way tho.

Nullreference exception has been thrown

So is gather all the children and kill them, in a software house.
What a time to be alive!

Not really, the programmable pipeline introduced shaders...

Start using the fixed pipeline if you don't know how to write glsl, then move to the programmable one, have fun!

Kudos man but, I mean, it is html we're talking about.
It would be surprising if she didn't pick it up in 2 weeks..

"Serious debugging"
> is markup language

No.
>keeps typing..

Debugging is 90% of programming, what are you on about?

Yes

It's about memory management and the philosophy behind the language (i.e. exceptions) that make java a bad language..

Scanner* scanner = new Scanner();

Fitting...

Aaand welcome to devrant, buzzfeed edition!