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danger dan
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PHP Java c++
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Denver

Joined devRant on 1/6/2017

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A: Did you hear that Microsoft bought Skype for 10 billions dollars?

B:That's so stupid! They could download it for free...

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..Sure, I..I can try that.

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First day at work.

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Me listening to my boss trying to explain to a client how I fixed their shit...

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Something like that

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How many times have you done this? :D

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We've all heard this at least once.

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Your Mama is

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I'm looking forward creating avatars

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I guess this is the devRant update Birthday edition! It's my birthday and unfortunately I have to spend it at work. Luckily, I have devRant to keep me from being bored to tears.

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How programming teachers must feel sometimes...

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Debugging !! 😂😂😂

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lol. Have dealt with ppl like this.

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This moment when you're at 9++ !

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Beer.🍺

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Do y'all get irked when people post non-rants?

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-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
-What mood is that?
-Last-minute panic.

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I just published my first npm package, then accidentally spilt a cup of water on my MacBook.

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I JUST GOT THE JOB OFFER!!! They are paying me well and with full benefits and they are going to pay for extended training on top of that!!

This internship was one of my better decisions! :)

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Spent half day trying to figure out why internet stopped working in he office.

Somehow, the tangle of wires behind computer created some kind of Faraday cage that was blocking / interfering with the signal.

Just the most insane IT problem ever.

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I was scrolling facebook and found something funny. I double tap on it.

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Reminiscing my first tech sticker, this one's from my first hack-a-thon. :') gonna go to the same one in 2 weeks, kinda nervous because I didn't really learn much compared to last year. (but I shamelessly collect the stickers)

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Why the fuck did I set up GitHub and all the deploy scripts if your just going to fucking ignore it and edit directly on the server?!?
"Oh, I ran out of time"
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW SIMPLE GIT IS?!?!?
"git add file
git commit -m 'Queef farm'"
AND YOU'RE DONE!

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Deadlines

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Anyone heard of brain.fm? I'm just curious if it actually, works, and helps to focus and concentrate. Are 200 bucks really woth it?
Thanks in advance :D

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Sometimes I think I'm a bit masochistic... before turn off my computer I decided to check if my Visual Studio is up to date... nope, it isn't, downloading ~9 GB right now.

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Staying up past 2am makes me make weird things

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Stuffed chicken with a side of BSOD?

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There are times i just miss programming in C and find myself Googling stuff like this.

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Pro Tip: if you're building a developer REST API, don't forget to add a sample response to each endpoint. I don't want to have to test each one when I'm building my integration, I'd rather build my model in one go with the documentation displayed on a second monitor.

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