Git: A version control system expressly designed to make you feel less intelligent than you are thought you were.

Never understood why people bloody love their code. It's good to be happy about it, but
beats the zest for refactoring or any other sort of improvement.
Took me an hour to explain a senior dev why his changes introduced bugs in build.

Literally landed to the point reverting his commit and demonstrating the damn build to work.
To which he replies what if the data is corrupt
Damn it's not the data, it's your bloody senses.

Linux being linux

HFS, MacBooks standard file system is the answer to that every question asking "what if you don't design well/ how bad can it get."

How can a bloody file system not be case sensitive.
I know you want to be different from *nix
But there would have been better ways

If you are falling to stored procedure​s for every performance optimizations
Concludes You haven't started well..

Just found on 9gag

It's pretty old...
Not sure if shared already