Throughout my friend groups, I’ve been the only one interested in computers. I wish I had a programmer friend to hang out with :(

I helped my friends in my C programming class set up their IDEs today.

Them: Do I need the JDK?
Me: We’re writing in C, not Cava
ಠ_ಠ

When you have no gift wrap in your dorm room

I started writing a basic translator for a language I invented. I’m currently stuck in my code, not because I don’t know what to do, but because I have to change a few endings in my language 😭

Whoever wrote this deserves an award
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/...

I was so close to getting my macOS virtual machine fully working on my Razer Blade... But then I discovered that something with OpenGL/GLX doesn’t work properly, so I can’t use any graphics-heavy applications until I somehow figure out what’s wrong 😞

Installed tweaks to make parts of iOS 9.3.3 look and sound like iOS 10, but with the full customization of a jailbreak. Who needs to update when you can upgrade?
Jailbreakers: 2
Apple: 0

When the business team promotes the robot: “programmed in Arm Assembly with support for all UTF-8 Character Sets”
(Seen in the info of my high school’s robotics team)

strml.net
Coolest user website I’ve seen...

Famous last words

When you’re really excited about your new computer

*Looking at other student’s code*
Me: Why do you have a line that only says “var != var2”? That doesn’t do anything.
Them: That tells the computer to set var to anything except var2, right?
Me:

When someone in your dorm offers to pay you to help them with their Python class because “you’re better than the TA” 🙌🏼

What kind of ad is this 😂

!rant

A simple yet cool wallpaper that I enjoy; I thought maybe you guys would like it too

The struggle of a programmer

“Can’t you just open up my iPhone right now and check what’s wrong with it??”

My response: “See, you already know what to do! Since it’s so easy, why don’t you just do it yourself?”

When not even Ctrl + Alt + Del can save you... Thanks Windows

I like SMOOSH yarn1 AN yarn2... MKAY from Lolcode. Reading the language always gets a smile out of me.

The cycle of programming

Wise words to live by...

Wolfram Alpha asking the real questions here

In math class: Using y = mx + b to calculate the slope of how downhill my life is going 😒

When none of your stuff is working properly and everyone keeps coming over to bug you

I’m half expecting it to download and then tell me it can’t be installed 😧

Has anyone else noticed that the items in the avatar builder load extremely slowly, if at all? Or is it just me?

Ah yes, the beautiful country of {short_name}

I see what you are trying to say Duolingo...

Another UDP joke

*At the Maker Faire in Milwaukee; I’m looking at a computer with a friend that his brother built*

Old Guy: This is pretty cool! You guys should start a YouTube channel. Look, you even have a pretty girl who can show it off!
Friend: *looks at me awkwardly* Or you can, you know, be a programmer too...

😑😑😑