Damn its been 255 days since I last posted, that's gone quick

I corrupted a raspberry pi, and while debugging the issue, plugged it in and placed it on my metal desk by mistake, which caused it to short circuit and stop working completely.

I have an old tmp folder with 12k+ files totalling 5.5gigs wtf

*making payment online*

Website: Your bank wants to verify something. Redirecting to their page

Me: fair enough

Bank: we are increasing security by sending you a security code via text...
*bank redirects me before I can finish reading*

Website: payment successful

Tf kinda security is that???

I don't even remember why the teacher asked us this as it was a first aid class, but it pops into my head every now and then.

Teacher: "What's the first three letters in any website address?"

Me:"htt?"
Everyone else: "www"

58 of 64 tests failed

Me: "what the actual fuck."
*spends 10 mins looking through logs wondering why these valid tests were marked as failed*
Me: "Oh shit I just configured the test case wrong"

Fancy cli output :D

Just spent 20 mins trying to figure out why new lines weren't printing and why random '0's were in the text.

Turns out I was replacing with +"\n" which JavaScript converts to a 0.

Fuck this

Holy shit the documentation I'm doing on this project is amazing

They were updating 2 sets of the self checkouts at Tesco today.

They are now running Windows 10...

Wow I have walked 21 steps today!

Starting the day off with a 200mg energy drink and 2 and a half hours sleep. Yay.

Tf my computer just got a bsod while in sleep mode

I'm proud of this photo

The self checkout just printed out a discount code for the product I was thinking of

I mashed my keyboard to test a search box and thought it was broken because a post with the same keyspam in it somehow already existed

Garlic bread is the best invention mankind has and ever will make.

My dog just turned the tv on. I wonder what she will watch

I just realised that working 6 days a week still leaves me more freetime than going to college and working part time

Why is it seen as weird to eat a lemon like an orange? They taste nice!!

Not really screensharing but kinda

Was in secondary school, I found out the computers had a team viewer client on them. Decided to download the full version to my usb and connect to my friends computer. We drew a bunch of stuff on the screens and eventually the teacher noticed a popup for team viewer in the corner of the screen and we got in trouble.

Why is Skype installed on my pc

so aparently you can't go to chrome://settings in an incognito tab

So in my experience, coding while I'm not sober actually helps out sometimes. I always end up documenting my code way more so that I can keep track of what I am doing, and the code I write is actually decent.

Ofcourse, I always re-test it once sober again

M: Type "cd path/to/files" where path/to/files is the path of the files I just sent you to download and send me a screenshot

C: Done!
*sends screenshot of them typing "cd path/to/files" and an error message because the path doesnt exist*

You know what would be cool for testing web pages?

A chrome window that would mirror my mouse movements, clicks and key presses into a firefox/opra/ie browser so I could test a bunch of browsers at once in the same way

I tried to connect my PC to wifi and windows just completely broke ffs

Why can I not find a way to keep a window on top in Windows? Am I being dumb? I feel like this used to be a thing you could do in task manager

Finished my setup!!

My DevDuck came! What name should I pick?