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C#, AngularJS, Java, Android, PHP, SQL, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, Linux, Windows
Location

Ireland
Github

craicoverflow

Joined devRant on 6/10/2016

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Light vs dark IDE themes

I personally prefer dark and all my coworkers use light. When they ask me to look at something, it hurts my eyes just scrolling for 5 minutes on their computer.

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I don't know what to say

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Yo mama so fat, her layout_width="match_parent"

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Coding essentially is an infinite loop of:
1) wtf
2) ah yea

Add sprinkles of "that should be easy" and "why did i agree on this"

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code lives

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How I make my decisions.

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This app should have a 9gag-memes filter

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Incompatible types. Needs to casted before assigned. 😂

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I love code but my wife comes first. My kids come first. Although I do code for gun, a lot of times my other hobbies come first.

My life comes first. Am I alone?

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Aint a rant though
But I woke up today and the first thing I saw was my first Android app reaching 5 digits (10017) downloads figure with 4.73 stars. :D
Couldnt be happier.

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Coding with out coffee is like booting up in Windows - don't.

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Happy developer life :D
Goodnight!

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Git should rename their commands to past tense verbs, so it can be "git merged!" (get merged), etc.

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My last girlfriend was a Linked List. It was easy to get head but getting tail required serious effort.

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oh the rage..

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many times

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I plan to integrate it in the very next crack xD

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I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

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European Union WhatsApp Group

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A formatted EU and a nerd troll

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Girlfriend asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it, i did! Really nice guy, bought me a beer and told me all about how he wanted to be a webdesigner 😏

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i have more deadlines than projects

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Jr. front end dev says, "I know enough back end to be dangerous". Literally destroys entire codebase.

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I just asked my girlfriend if we can have a baby so I can get a devRant stressball.

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About Brexit.

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If I could impress girls with my Java skills, I would still be single.

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A+ use of wallpaper

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My boss: "Do you ever like, not be on the computer?"

Me: " it's my job"

Boss: "oh shit you right. My bad"

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"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

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"Added more bugs to fix later" :D

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