Absolutely me. Any Dev girls want a guy like me😁

😁 = 💻

No doubts, the software engineers suggested this.

Isn't that a great way to comment on visual components?

When you are too lazy to fix it..

It's hard to trust a programmer in a suit 🤔

image source - Twitter

That php joke again....

So red hat is now ibm hat.

When you finally catch the person that's been writing bad code all the time

Sneaky fox must be punished

He is the man

Not mine, but pretty funny ^^

Recruiters in germany try to pick your interest with coding “challenges”. I like the idea but this is actually no challenge at all! 😃

Had to post this...

Congratulations.

Had to create this table tent because mfs just couldn't take a hint. I also have one for when I'm concentrating/deep in code zone.

The world according to devrant.

Finally! The laptop is filled !
Still don't have the Devrant sticker tho 😭😭😭
Will have to layer it up now!

using namespace std;

Me: good day, how can I help you?
Client: *explains issue*
Me: alright, let's take a loo.... *AACHOOOO*
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.
M: my apologies sir, that came out of nowhe... *ACHOOO*
M: do you have a second sir? My apologies!
C: sure man take your time 😁

*30 seconds later, nose seems to have calmed down*

M: back I am, apologies for the inconvenience!
C: no problem, it happens!
M: where was I?.... Right, I was going t...
*ACHOOOOOOOOOOO*
*ACHOOOOOOO*
AH... AH... AAAAH..... ACHOOOOO*
M: I'm very sorry, I'm going to put you through to a collegue!
*puts through to collegue*
*goes to bathroom*
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.
*returns to desk*

*tringgggg*
Me: good afternoon sir, how may I hel... *A-MOTHERFUCKING-CHOOOOO* (thinking: oh for fucking fucks sake)
C: bless you!
M: thank you! Apologies, I seem to be having a snee.. *CHOOOOOOOO*
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*sniffs a few times*
- zing attack.

*collegue yells at me to transfer my call*
*transfers call*

Me: thanks man, idk what's wrong with me hahah... *ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

OH FUCKING HELL 😠

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

college is a pyramid scam scheme

Job description

Such a relief

What the ...😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nobody in IT ever smiles this much

Machine Learning messed up!

Warnings are red
My screen is blue
I think I just deleted
System32

Just think about it...