Hi all. Can anyone recommend me a good MacBook Pro model that’s suitable for live streaming and video editing?

I’m mostly will be doing live coding, some Youtube videos, and blogging. I really love the 2015 retina model but my friend said to get newer specs. What you guys think?

WTFFFFFFFFOMFG

Why is setting Java path so frustrating? My $JAVA_HOME is supposedly be in my /usr/lib/jvm/java-8-oracle directory but Nautilus shows up nothing!

It's like I'm head first inside the rabbit hole. Fuck

Client ask for a site but said he also has a guy from Pakistan. IDGAF

I kept ending my Google search with a ;

😂😂

My code is not working correctly but there are 0 errors on the console.

Hmmmmmmmmmm😑😑😑😑😑😑

If you let me use your WiFi, I feel bad for you son.
I can see your 99 problems, and porn is definitely one!

😉😂😂😂😂

Dev goals for 2018? Oh my..

#1: Never have to post my own question on Stack Overflow.
#2: Stop fixing everyone's computer for free.
#3: Stop coding while intoxicated (at home worry - don't worry ;)
#4: More side projects.
and..

#5: Buy more coffee varieties 😂😂😍

Apple better not be slowing down my Ipad Air 2 to save battery because goddamn it costs $300 to fix at my work!!!

Employer: "You know Html5 and Css3??

Me: "Of course! And Javascript."

Employer: "GREAT! We develope WordPress."

Me: 😊😊😊👋💣

The faster my internet connection the better I code!!.....

😑😑😤

A non-profit wants me to build a database for them and I coded everything as a CMS in PHP. But now their IT guy wants it as a Wordpress site and he wants me to send files to the website but I can't update the website or plugins personally myself. How do I go about this?

RIDDLE!!!
Find the right word and make sure it makes sense =D

"(blank) is hard. (blank) is even easier."

Really pissed me off when I tell someone that I am teaching myself how to code and they're like.. "Don't you have to go to school for that?"

YES.. I wish I could go to school but I am broke, have no family support, and got no credits for a loan. But at least I am seeking out other resources! The mentality of some people I swear!!

Fucking StackOverflow!
I'm pretty sure the downvote button serves as a reminder that my question is indeed legitimate and deserves some feedback because for FUCKSAKES WHY WOULD I ASK SOMETHING IF I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER???

JUST HELP ME BITCHES!!!

Debian 8 Jessie won't recognize my wifi >.< fucksakes

Installed minimal Debian now have to reboot system and install the full system. My brain is running full speed right now!

Everything in life is replaceable.

Except for a Macbook.. 😑😒

You break that s*** you're done son!

Asked Google a question. She answered me on my friend's phone..

OK GOOGLE I thought we were exclusive???????

Pressed Build Number 7 times...

I'm a developer now! 😍😁

When you're a beginner at programming and needs to code more but just made your first DevRant account.. 😭😭😭

SAVAGE 😂😂😂

How to cure developer depression ?

....DEVRANT! ;)

FIRST RANT: When someone tries to scam a CS major...

Ok, so today I received a msg from a super hot guy on Grindr (that's right, I went there >_<). We chatted for a bit, traded some photos, his full frontal matched his profile pic so I was impressed. Then suddendly he asked me if I could "check out his fanpage" through a link that he will send to me..

"Mmmmmmmm that sounds like a scam bruh."

The mofo didn't give up and even had the nerve to try and assure me that "scammers will ask for money upfront and they're usually from another country (WTF??)"

"DUDE, I'm a Computer Science student! Not particularly fond of links!"

And then he blocked me. HAHAHA #DODGEDIT